Do I have a best friend
NO. I have no best friend, friend, or even so-called friend.
Best Dream Ever
I had the best dream: I was dead.
P.S. : Fuck you Google. Dead means Dead. don't take this away from me!
Do you have a problem
-You have a problem?
+Yes I have a problem. As the matter of fact i have a fucking problem. A big fucking Problem.
Real Friends
-I wanted to thanks for you help, for having my back, to be there for me.
+What the hell I supposed to do? Forget about you?!
All I want in this life
All I want from this life is quick death. A quick death. RIGHT NOW.
How to handle the worst situation
You know how to handle that situation?
You shit in your pants, dive in and swim.